So I am a little loopy, they shot me up with valium and I gotta say nothing bugs me right now. I just went outside, stuck my nose in the bushes, and rolled around until I was so tangled up in vines Bones had to unravel me to get me out. Than I fell over on my side and couldn't get up. Why am I stoned you ask? It is because I went in for my second treatment today at the Vet and I am still al little loopy.
I have not posted for a while do to the trepidation of my impending procedure. I was a little scared and anxious. Bone tells me I owe a lot of money so I am learning to tap dance. We will stand on the corner next to the guy with the cat, rat ,and dog in Santa barbara, and put on a little show. Bones will dress like a dog and I will dress like a human.
One thing that confuses me they tell me the bones in my nose are dissolved and will never return but I wake in the mornings and bones is right next to me. Is that where the bones in my nose went?
I love the Doctors at the Ventura Veterinary Medical & Surgical group.
They fixed me and also got me really high They seem to really care weather I feel better or not. I have been to a few different Vets and these people rock. The Doc today gave bones a high 5.
He really likes the place because all the girls at the desk are so pretty and friendly..Even when he is trying to save a buck and will not let up.
They did bring the routine in under the estimate. The doctor I have is also very pretty (so bones tells me ). You humans all look alike to me. I go by how you smell and the vibe coming off you, so I can attest all the girls and doctors smell pretty to me. I love that I will be here tomorrow to document my next adventure.
I am tired I am going to crash on the kitchen floor and leave bloody boogies all over the house for bones to clean up
Life is precious: I love you world: Cash Fargo
Dear Cash,
ReplyDeleteSo glad you lived to tell about it and sorry about your nose. Your nose looks good, and it seems as though you can still smell all the pretty girls just fine...but maybe that is more of an extrasensory trick you have. Come to think of it, maybe you are picking up the vibes from Bones -- I think that is more like it! Speaking from a feline perspective, we smell not only through our noses but from glands located in our mouth called the Jacobson's Organ. I totally crack my human up when I use this method...I kind of curl my lip back and it looks like I am smiling...This happens a lot when she gives me catnip -- love that stuff! I understand you smell through scent glands inside your nose, so it probably doesn't matter that there is not much bone left in there. They say the longer the nose, the more scent glands you have, the better you can smell. Cash,you *DO* have one long nose, if you don't mind me saying! Does that mean.....? Oh, never mind!
Your bud, Murhpy