There is a human holiday called Valentines day. The origin is obscured in history and both Bones and I are pretty confident the whole deal is made up by ad men looking for another excuse to sell their wares.
Everything from flowers to blood diamonds are hawked on this day. The radio, the newspaper, the TV all make a lot of money from advertising goods for the working men of america to waste their hard earned money on.
The sad part is even if you don't believe in this Dog and Pony show come valentine day if you are empty handed you find out the day still exist.
So I ponder what does my beloved Roxy want for this occasion. I saw her eyeballing a dead seagull on the beach but Bones would not bring it home for her. Normal toys do not last long with the "woo" she destroys them too quickly and the thrill is short lived.
I will do my best to find some suitably grotesque and fragrant morsel for her to munch and roll on.
Meanwhile boys flowers chocolate all passé so better be creative and come up with something your special girl will know had a lot of thought behind it.
Good luck, I know there are some super stinky dead things on Summer-land beach, plenty to go around.
Hugs from the valley: Cash Fargo Bellinger
Everything from flowers to blood diamonds are hawked on this day. The radio, the newspaper, the TV all make a lot of money from advertising goods for the working men of america to waste their hard earned money on.
The sad part is even if you don't believe in this Dog and Pony show come valentine day if you are empty handed you find out the day still exist.
I will do my best to find some suitably grotesque and fragrant morsel for her to munch and roll on.
Meanwhile boys flowers chocolate all passé so better be creative and come up with something your special girl will know had a lot of thought behind it.
Good luck, I know there are some super stinky dead things on Summer-land beach, plenty to go around.
A dead seagull is good, but a dead seal is where it's at
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