Huffyton Post

50 girls to every boy

We went to see the elephant seals a while back. They hang out on a beach in San Simeon near Big Sur.  These guys are huge, the males weigh  5000 pounds, thats like 100 of me. The females are a petite 1500 pounds. that is like 30 Roxys. 

  The males have 50 girlfriends, they dont date or play much. Every year all of them meet up on this one beach just for the purpose of having babies. The one big male hangs around just long enough for the babies to be born and impregnate them again. Then he takes off for 11 months,

 I have one girl friend and that is enough for me. Speaking of girlfriends Roxy and I had a whirlwind week or two. First we went to Ojai to hear Bones band. Well really Meg and Susan and Jesse came to hear the Band , Rox and I hung out in the truck and wrestled and smooched.

Later in the week we hung out on the beach for a few days while Jesse worked.

Roxy likes to run up the beach at me as fast as she can and then bite me in the face real hard. The funny thing is I like to bite her back in the face real hard. Humans don't do this. 

We have a new game with Bones, first we run way up the beach, then we run back directly at him full blast side by side. If he does not move we knock him over. With his bad knee he is a little slow getting out of the way. I think we like this game more than he does.  

Sometimes Rox gets all huffy with me. I know something is bugging her but she claims everything is just fine.

 Does your girlfriend ever do that?

I guarantee your girlfriend is going to win the next argument.

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