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I love peanut butter, Bones calls it the shut up food.
If Roxy and I are making a fuss at the restaurant bones sticks some peanut butter in our mouths and we have to work on eating it for a long time, It makes it impossible to bark, nip or do much of anything until you get the stuff off the roof of your mouth.
I wonder it works with humans? I see humans yelling and fighting and saying not so nice things. I would like to put peanut butter in their mouthes until they calm down. Sometimes when we are driving Bones is yelling and gesturing madly at the other drivers, he should always have peanut butter around to stick in his mouth to shut him up.
Someone accused Bones of anthropomorphizing, he said I am smarter then half the humans he knows. I don't get it but I do know I have a long nose and it doesn't hurt anymore, In fact I am feeling pretty feisty.
Roxy was gone for a day we slept in. I was unusually quiet. When she is not around I am allowed to roam freely at the eating place ,I see bikes and skate boards but I do not chase them or go crazy barking. When Roxy is here we both go crazy barking at said items. I am not sure if we bring out the worst or the best in each other, or if it is just more fun to terrorize when we are together.
Rox spent the night last night we got up early and wrestled for hours. We grapple like humans, I have a really good hold I use on her and she has some secret moves, she bites my hind legs while I am countering that maneuver she takes out my front legs with a paw sweep.
Bones was moaning and whining all night so he did not want to get up, we fought on until he had no choice. I am getting a little worried his knee is swollen and he puts ice on it instead of in his drinks. He better hurry up and get moving because I need a lot of activity now that I am feeling so much better.
How many barks inside a dog? As far as I can tell Roxy has an unending supply. Bones is a singer (he calls it singing) and when his voice gets tired he says he is losing it. Where could you lose your voice? I always know where my bark is it's inside my body. Once he said he was a little horse but he looked just the same.
Sometimes he takes us way up the beach or to a park to let us bark until all the barks are gone. Oh yea we went to a new park with Jesse, there were lots of dogs and the park was very big. I also went with Jesse and Roxy on a bike ride ,Jesse rode the bike and Roxy and I ran alongside. That was really fun. It is always good to do things with your girlfriend that you both have fun at.
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Here is big woof woof to Doctor Thompson. I am still getting better, stronger and harder to handle. I hope it stays that way.
Always keep some peanut butter with you.
When you feel like saying some thing mean or having a fight, especially with someone you really care about, put some in your mouth. While you eat it remember being mean doesn't do any one any good.
Treat people nice and they will be nice back.
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