Here is a really cool trick, Roxy has this one down.
First find something really yummy, in this case the rotting carcass of a squirrel. Now this might sound gross to you pink skins but to Roxy this is akin to a filet mignon cooked slightly rare. To you vegans I guess it would be the equivalent of a yummy tofu mix of some sort. Mind you the body itself is not enough the real art is in the curing.
Roxy somehow snuck this morsel into Bone's car the other day. We have been spending the days at the beach. You know I love these moments with Rox and the fact she can pull off some of her pranks on Bones only makes me fonder of her. Well Bones noticed a particularly foul smell in his car today, he figured it was his wet suit. You surfers know of what I speak the funky unwashed wet wet suit aroma.
The reason there is a wet suit in the car:
Bones got a cortisone shot the other day and it was the first time he had been able to see his knee for about 8 months. The swelling dissipated and he was pretty fired up to surf again. He paddled for a few days figuring to break back in slowly and maybe not stand up in a week or so. Well instinct kicked in he caught a wave went to stand up and his knee buckled. Too soon I guess, he is undeterred though heck he could not get in to a wet suit a month ago. Knee braces next.
Sorry back to my story, we got back to the car Roxy jumped in and under a towel she pulls out the rotting corpse of this treat she had been curing. She looked up at Bones proudly and began to munch. Ok even I was a little grossed out but the smile on her face was precious. We all had a good laugh at Bones expense.
Don't tell Jesse but we put it in his truck. Next I well tell you about JuJube and how she steals things and make them disappear.
Hugs from the valley: Keep a smile on your face people will treat you better.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Sound off. Don't be an animal.